Hoodlums on Wings

Ravens and the dark side of nature

He was perched on a wooden fence post, croaking  “Tok, Tok” repeatedly and seemingly to himself. From across the road, I could see his beak opening and his crown feathers flaring with excitement. He was looking at the ground, with one set of claws on a wire and the other on the post, and there was something in the yellow grass that held his attention. Though I couldn’t see what it was, I knew it was more than likely dead or dying.

Evening Raven in Ink. Artbyzt.

Maybe this assumption came because it was October and spooky things were already on my mind. But it was more than just that. This was a raven after all, a bird who makes a living on death. I’ve spotted many of them over the years, but never with such stark contrast, set against the classic desert panorama–a landscape bathed in sunlight, full of browns and reds, distant plateaus overlaid by brilliant blue sky. The raven here seemed superimposed, like a black hole in the galaxy or a gash in a painting. He was a visual assertion that despite an abundance of warmth and light, the desert holds space for darkness.

Of course ravens are rarely just fixtures on the scenery. Always up to something, they can be brash and loud, like rocks thrown into a pond. Usually, when their attention is captured, it means some opportunity or advantage is about to be gained. I’ve never seen them as casual observers, but usually on some task, either scavenging roadside or making murderous forays into the trees, with desperate little birds hot on their tail feathers.

One day I saw a large raven steal a house sparrow chick from its nest at the top of a telephone pole. The chick’s parents were dive-bombing desperately at the raven’s head, but were finally forced to quit after the baby was pulled apart and devoured right in front of them. Adding to the savagery was the raven’s nonchalance, like a teenager eating a Big Mac.

This neighborhood bully image is supported by the raven’s size. I’m not sure if many people understand how big they really are, at least as big as a chicken, if not bigger. Ravens are similar in appearance to crows, but larger, and their beaks are more powerful and shades darker. They have feathers that are not just black, but jet black, with a bluish tint that can only be seen when the bird turns at certain angles in the sunlight. This glare creates a metallic, even spectral appearance.

Still, the raven is not just a plunderer, scavenger, murderer. Anthropomorphism aside, he is also intelligent, which adds another level of intrigue. When you observe a raven, he’s also observing and judging you. Scientists have said that ravens have the intelligence of a two or three year old child, and there is even documentation of ravens using tools (mostly sticks and rocks) to obtain food and water, which is unparalleled in the avian world. When it comes to vocalization, only parrots can outperform the raven.

A classic horror comedy: “The Raven” starring Vincent Price and Boris Karloff.

With all this, it’s easy to see why ravens have long been part of Halloween decorations, horror movies, scary stories and the darker side of folklore. The famous poem by Edgar Allan Poe depicts, in a masterful way, the perception of trickery and the feelings of dread that are possible when encountering the raven. Such moments can feel more like interactions as opposed to just mere “sightings.”

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,”Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “are sure no craven, Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore–Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!” Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

One such experience took place when I was a child sometime in the mid 1980’s. I was on top of a houseboat on Lake Powell in Southern Utah. It was early morning, and the water in the high-walled cove where we had anchored was dark and still. The sky was just beginning to brighten, and we awoke to the smell of breakfast cooking on the lower deck. The owner of the boat, a friend of my father, had been coming up the stairs and back down, cleaning and organizing the boat. Suddenly we heard two ravens talking to each other on the cliffs above, with deep, gravely, voices that echoed across the canyon making them seem even more supernatural.

One little boy, still inside his sleeping bag, became quiet and began to stare into the sky. He was the boat owner’s son, and after a moment he couldn’t help but ask: “What are they saying Dad?” The innocence of the question was indelible.

“They’re saying, ‘Eat Johnny,” the father replied, with a mischievous smile. We all giggled, but little Johnny remained silent, his eyes fixed upward, his body frozen with fear. It was only later in life when I realized that “Eat Johnny,” was entirely within the realm of possibilites.

Edward Abbey depicted the raven’s adaptability as one of nature’s undertakers. In “The Dead Man at Grandview Point,” he described them rising  “heavily and awkwardly” from the bloated corpse of a man who had fallen victim to the wilderness.

Raven in Ink. Artbyzt

Despite my many observations, I had never actually handled a raven until just a few years ago. My kids had barged into the house one day, wide-eyed, to tell me there was a large bird in the garage. I went out and found a raven on the floor. She appeared to be an older bird, thinning, but still with vitality in her eyes. I couldn’t immediately tell if she had any injuries, but she’d obviously had her bell rung, probably from hitting a window, or the side of the house. She must have come in through the open garage door. I put on a pair of gloves and corralled her in a corner, scooping her up and holding her wings close to her body so she wouldn’t thrash. Then I took her out to the driveway, with open sky above us, and set her on the ground to see what she would do.

She looked at me for a moment, with those dark but shiny eyes that seemed to be sizing me up and drawing me in. Then, in an instant, she took off, lifting upward with big flapping wings toward a stand of nearby trees. Soon she had disappeared into a tangle of dead limbs and shadows. Never once did she look back to thank me. There was only a sense that she had made yet another escape and seized yet another opportunity.

An Ode to Quail

Out of failure comes a greater appreciation

We weren’t always on good terms.  I tried to shoot one once, during a boyhood attempt at being a hunter.  Gripping the stock of my Daisy lever-action BB gun, I went down on my stomach into the dry grass. 

The little covey was pecking through sunlit fallen leaves, like miniature rhinos, with their thick necks and plump gray bodies moving in sync.  It was a beautiful autumn afternoon in the foothills of the Wasatch Mountains.  After about five minutes of crawling, stopping, and squinting down the gun sights, I was getting closer.  

It’s a strange thing about hunting.  The adrenaline.  Even though the prey wasn’t dangerous, it somehow still felt dangerous.  My pulse was up as I pulled myself along, trying not to snap a twig.  So far, they seemed oblivious to my presence.  

Gambel’s Quail at Phoenix Zoo. Photo by ZT.

When quail get startled, they flush from cover into the sky and branches above, sending a wave of surprise back to the observer.  I’d felt it a few times before, while hiking along, just enjoying the scenery, or daydreaming about girls.  Suddenly there would be a burst of beating wings from the understory in front of me, and it would be some time before the hair on the back of my neck returned to normal.   

I was getting closer now.  My long sleeve shirt was damp at the elbows, and it was getting harder to keep quiet.  Both arms were aching from holding up the gun and alternately pushing it through the grass ahead of me.  

And they were constantly moving, these crazy quail, with bobbing heads and a quick, almost robotic, movement that made it very hard to keep sights on them for long.  I wanted to take a trophy male if possible, as most hunters do.  With black and white face markings, head plumes (topknot), and reddish feathers fading into gray, the males were unique.  They were also bigger, of course, which meant more to eat.  I was planning to take one home and cook it up, while my family watched in awe.  

Finally, I got my chance.  One of the males paused in the sunlight.  I’d already chambered a BB, so I snicked off the safety and pulled the trigger.

“Didn’t even flinch,” I thought.  I worked the lever-action again as quietly as possible and chambered another round.  Plank, I fired again.  Nothing.  

“Was my aim really that bad?”  I knew I could easily shoot a camouflaged grasshopper from 20 feet.  These birds were much bigger.  I tried again, this time firing directly into the tightest group in hopes of hitting one of them, any of them, trophy be damned.  To my amazement, nothing again.

Although I was inexperienced, I knew that chances come and go quickly for hunters.  It was no different now.  Just one of them caught a sound of me and up into the sky they all went.  There was no raised heartbeat now, only sinking disappointment.  I got up and checked the ground where they’d been, just to be sure.  

During the walk home, I questioned what I’d been doing anyway, and began to worry that I might’ve just wounded one of them and it would now be left to a slow death, gasping in the dirt until some lucky predator could come along.  

I didn’t want to be that kind of hunter anyway, causing unnecessary suffering.  But there was no way to follow them up, no blood trail or tamped-down grass.  When quail are gone they’re just gone.  And I wasn’t even sure I’d hit one.  Maybe, after all that crawling and squinting, I was just a bad shot.  Or maybe the gun had failed me, lobbing the BB like a grenade instead of sending it straight, which it had been known to do occasionally.  Regardless, I had failed.

Seeing them better

A few years later I learned that using a BB gun to hunt quail (as opposed to a shotgun with birdshot) would’ve been difficult to say the least.  And eating them probably wouldn’t have been the delicious experience I had hoped for, certainly not with my prehistoric cooking skills.  There was no guarantee it would’ve tasted good at all, being so exotic.  I tried eating pickled quail eggs on a salad once at a fancy Brazilian restaurant, and the experience left me questioning whether I’d ever eat eggs again.

The California Quail

There are two subspecies of quail that have very similar appearances in the West.  The California Quail occupies the coastal regions including Oregon and Washington, with range stemming into parts of northern Nevada and Utah.  The Gambel’s Quail, its southwestern cousin, ranges through southern Utah and Arizona into Mexico.  The Gambel’s has a lighter gray plumage with more reddish tones on its wings and less distinctive black scales on its belly.          

While there are many scholarly descriptions of quail, I found the Cornell Lab’s to be the most eloquent:  

“The California Quail is a handsome, round soccer ball of a bird with a rich gray breast, intricately scaled underparts, and a curious, forward-drooping head plume. Its stiffly accented Chi-ca-go call is a common sound of the chaparral and other brushy areas of California and the Northwest. Often seen scratching at the ground in large groups or dashing forward on blurred legs, California Quail are common but unobtrusive. They flush to cover if scared, so approach them gently.”  

(The Cornell Lab,https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/California_Quail/overview#)  

Making Amends

Nowadays quail are just for watching.  Their distinctive presence occupies some of the best types of habitat–where cleared land meets shrubs or treeline.  It could be said that quail announce where the wilderness begins.  Somehow their calls reassure me there’s still variety in the landscape.  

But they aren’t just ambassadors of the chaparral.  They’re, thankfully, a backyard and garden bird too, often seen scuttling across roadways or patios from one shrub to another on those blurred legs and sometimes blurred wings.  Like special warfare operators, quail can utilize both terrestrial and aerial environments. 

One thing for sure is they like to move quickly, and they often can’t be watched for long without binoculars. 

Either way, it’s just enough time to be satisfied with the sight, and to be reminded of how life rolls on, from old failures to new understandings.